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Studio: Warner Home Video Release Date: 07/29/2008 Run time: 89 minutes Rating: Nr

Rating : - Thou Shall Not Watch!!!
Like many of you I'm a huge fan of the first Lost Boys movie from 1987. And it proved quite the fond childhood memory for me and always will! But this piece of trash just won't fly! I mean you're joking right?! Unfortunately this movie was "TOTALLY SCREWED" from the getgo!! In the first Lost Boys they did the right thing by makeing it a mystery as to who the vampires were. As if it wasn't bad enough that the surfer characters including Angus Sutherland were talking obscure trash to one another they just had to give away the fact that they were all vampires way too early in the movie!! All I liked about the beginning is that for the first time in 12 years we get to see Tom"Sex Machine"Savini play a vampire again! The problem is not only was it too brief a cameo but for some confusing reason Angus's character Shane and the rest of his vampires got into altercations with him and they "KILL A FELLOW VAMPIRE!!! His half-brother Keifer's vampire character David wouldn't have done that. And yes Tom's small appearance was the only cool moment in this complete compost heap of a movie!! I mean the script was just dreadful, the acting was even more dreadful(to say nothing of all the performances being completely wooden), they completely wrote off the other Frog brother, Michael, Star, Lucy, and the other Corey was given a cheap, unneccessary and just plain CORNY small appearance at the end credits part. I mean you just can't write off everybody's favorite characters and ever hope to make it just as enjoyable as the first! SORRY!! What's worse is Corey Feldman's acting was not only embarrasing to the max and just didn't have one line that even remotely passed as funny but he was talking with that same stupid gravelly voice that he spoke with in "The Puppetmaster Vs. The Demonic Toys!! WTF was he attempting a Stallone impression?! 'Cause if so he shouldn't give up his day job!! And even worse his character(Edgar Frog) kept on half bringing up this story about him having lost his brother Alan Frog somehow, but he neither goes into any real detail about it nor is there ever even a flashback. HUH?!! And in general the cast that they do work with are so bad that I hope they never act again. In particular Angus Sutherland is every bit as handsome as Keifer but he neither possesses his talent nor Donald's either! LOL!! All that was good about this movie was the nudity that's it. Even though it was very cheesey the way it was presented. What I really hated was the surfer vampires first wanting to keep a low-profile only to tease and taunt the cops while one delivers a cheesey attempt to rip-off that famous line from "The Warriors"! And also it was unbelievable stupid and disgusting when the vampires would for no apparent reason mutilate eachother just for fun. How SICK!! And why was there no explanation as to how they could later regenerate!! I just couldn't make any sense out of why no two vampires ever seem to die the same way either. Let's see we impale one on deerhorns and she turns to what looked like hail stones. And another after having a stake go through him is chundering blood and oozing what looks like shaving cream. And when shane gets killed we see a cheesey/fake looking special effect of him on fire?! Wait a minute I saw that vampire death the first time when it happened in the Blade movies!! And as for the deerhorns death well not only did that kind of death already get used in Silent Night,Deadly Night but also in the first Lost Boys! How Original!! LOL. And the soundtrack forget about it!! There were no impressive songs in the soundtrack at all!! All I'm saying is if you love the first Lost Boys as much as I did than definitly steer clear of this garbage all together! PS They also want to make a Goonies sequel and well considering how bad this sh** was "let's hope they never do"!!!